10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?