10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!