10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05