10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."