10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Fold and live to fold again
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.