10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)