10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson