10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer