10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.