10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The all-in play works everytime but once.