10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"