10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Those eggs smell delicious!