10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."