10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!