10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.