10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Welcome to kicker school