10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright