10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."