10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.