10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm