10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Welcome to kicker school
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is for fat, American losers.