10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "No river, no fish."