10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...