10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- im going to 2 out you to death
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You have to piss with the dick you have