10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha