10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?