10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss