10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.