10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.