10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."