10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is for loners.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- It's Free To Fold...