10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.