10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson