10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is