10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]