10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels