10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear