10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986