10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22