10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Welcome to kicker school
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.