10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• It's Free To Fold...
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant