10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.