10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."