10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow