10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph