10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright