10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "No river, no fish."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.