10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio