10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..