10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery